Short Form: 4:13 (who knew it would be so hilly?)
Long Form:
I had trouble getting psyched up for SFM. I had a great marathon in Missoula two weeks prior and had a few great runs in Maple Valley the following week, but my last run in Maple Valley lasted just over a minute. My hamstring seized up and it hurt unlike any time before. I knew to keep running would mean more damage and I hoped if I stopped that it would have time to heal. I hardly ran again. It is tough to prepare for a marathon while camping, in my opinion. I began to entertain thoughts of not running SFM. In my quest for running a marathon in all 50 states, I already had California.
Saturday before the race, we picked up my shirt and number early in the morning and began our ad hoc self-guided walking tour of San Francisco. After we were done and I sat down with gmaps pedometer, I figured it was somewhere around eight miles. I slept okay on Saturday night – better than I usually do prior to a marathon. Getting up extra early isn’t the big deal it used to be. The alarm went off at about 4 AM and I stood up. Instantly, I thought “Screw it.” and climbed back in bed. I told Bruce to forget it, I wasn’t going to go. He said some things I forget, trying to make me feel better, and then said “We can go down later and watch the runners go by.” then I heard my sister’s voice “I’d rather be a DNF than a Did Not Start.” There was no way I could stay in bed and live with myself. By this time, Bruce had fallen back to sleep, so I poked him repeatedly and said “I gotta do this.”
Getting to the start line took just a few minutes. When we rented the house in Potrero Hill, we didn’t realize how convenient it would be for running the marathon. It was a few blocks to a view spot and just three miles to the start/finish. It was dark and the usual pre-marathon hoopla was going on. I had my video camera, so I started filming and wondering if I would see anyone I knew. I chatted briefly with the woman next to me in wave 4. It was her second marathon and she was hoping for a PR. Her first marathon was 4 and a half hours. I wished her well. I wouldn’t be getting a PR this day.
In the first four flat miles, the sun gently illuminated the fog. My right leg hurt, but I’d expected that. My left ankle started hurting and I thought of those guys at the Seattle Marathon during mile 1. The first guy was listing his aches and pains to the second guy. The second guy finally said “Look. 26.2 miles is a long way to go. You do NOT need to tell me about every little ache and pain.” I laughed at myself and tried to focus on something else. There were a few chatty people, but no one I felt was going the right pace for me. This was not going to be a run in which I would try to hold a pace. I would just run.
I looked at the Golden Gate Bridge appearing up ahead and noticed how much higher it was than we were. Could this course have hills? I am not sure why I didn’t think it would. Perhaps I was just thinking of the first four miles. The hill was highlighted by some “Burma Shave” signs with stats about the biggest hills in San Francisco. Worried I would forget them, I filmed them. When I learn how to edit the film, I will post it on You Tube. Funny I still call it “film.”
The Golden Gate Bridge was an out and back. I saw about half a dozen people I know on the bridge. That was fun. After the bridge I saw a sign warning of coyote crossing. Only in San Francisco, I guess. We ran through some lovely neighborhoods on our way to Golden Gate Park. Mostly, I think we ran up hill. Coming into Golden Gate Park, we passed the half way mark. I forget my split, but it was over two hours. The second half was going to be ugly. I could tell. I stopped to film the buffalo in honor of all the buffalo we’d seen in Yellowstone. Around mile 15, I put my iPod on and took off my long sleeve shirt. I had overdressed for this marathon and loaded up with a fuel belt and water. I don’t know why I had so much stuff with me. I felt like a pack mule.
Coming out of Golden Gate Park, we ran through Haight-Ashbury. I had always wanted to see it and it didn’t disappoint. I wondered about what life was like there in 1969. I was glad I could run a marathon instead of lie around in a drug-induced haze. I ran past a banner telling me to break through the wall. I had no wall. This whole marathon was hard. So hard, I forgot to take my Gu. What was I thinking?
Running into Potrero at about mile 21, I really hoped I would see my family. I didn’t. I tried not to let the disappointment get me down. It’s tough to be a marathon spectator. But then I saw Bruce and Charlie down the block. I think I set my fastest time running towards them as Charlie ran towards me. I picked him up in a big squeezy hug. We chatted briefly. He wanted to run the last three miles with me, but was discouraged to learn we’d have to walk three miles back to the house after that. I trudged on without him. I did not enjoy the last three miles. They took forever. The bands there to cheer us on were loud and not to my taste. I ran past Barry Bonds Little League Field and I wondered about how healthy it was to have his name on the park as a role model for kids. I ran past the AT&T Park, which was PacBell Park last time I was in San Francisco. I ran to where I could hear the announcers at the finish ridiculing some poor guy for failing to wear nipple protectors. They didn’t let it go and it made me mad. 28 years ago when I ran the Bay to Breakers in San Francisco, I was so fat that my legs rubbed together. After 8 miles, I was a bloody, embarrassed mess. I think if the guys at the finish line had ridiculed me, that I never would have run again. The announcers should be there to cheer on the finishers, not make fun of them. They said absolutely nothing about me as I finished. Not even my number. I was fine with that.
The finish had enough food to keep me supplied as I walked the three miles back to the house. I was a little disoriented, so I think I went 3 and a half miles, but after a kind woman gave me her map, I was fine.
San Francisco was fun and I would do it again in a minute. Only next time, I would prefer to do it with a healthy right leg and some hill training.
ley below. Charlie and Bruce wanted to ride the ski lift to the top. I was happy to stay at the bottom with Mary and Cory, but after watching for a short while, I thought it looked like fun. Somehow, I talked them into it. As soon as the lift left the station, my stomach was in knots. I questioned my sanity. Cory and Mary chatted on and on about how this wasn’t as bad they had expected and it really wasn’t that high up. It wasn’t helping me. Finally, I asked them to talk about something else, keeping my panic to myself. At the top we ran into Bruce and Charlie. It was worth it.
We set our watches for early Sunday morning. Bruce decided to come with us to watch the balloons, but Cory and Mary would have none of it. We got there just before 6 and paid $5 to park. The place looked deserted compared to the day before. There were maybe a dozen other cars already parked with people sitting inside watching. We sat inside our car until after 6 and then Bruce said “Let’s walk around.” I saw the people from the day before who made me nervous about their skills. Charlie begged me to ask someone for a ride, but I was just checking it all out. A woman overheard him and said to me “Would you like to crew for me? My passengers canceled and I have no crew.” I was a little surprised but said “Sure!” She told me later that because this area is heavily Mormon, they won’t attend on Sunday. That’s why Saturday was jammed and Sunday was comparatively deserted. We followed her to her balloon where her husband and a few others were standing around. They had us sign waivers and told us how to help set up. They explained as we went and it was so interesting and fun. I grew slightly apprehensive after signing the waiver. What if the canopy caught fire and we fell to the ground and died? What would Mary and Cory do? I told myself to go with the flow and not freak out. We launched the balloon at 6:35 with Pat, our pilot, Bruce, Charlie and me. It was amazing floating above the landscape. The sun was just rising over the Grand Tetons, so the view in that direction wasn’t great, but the valley was beautiful and it was awe inspiring to see all the other balloons taking off and in the air. Turns out, Pat was one of the most experienced pilots there. She could land on a dime, it seemed. We saw the people who made me nervous. They were trying to land near where we did, but they missed the mark and bounced wildly along the pasture before becoming entangled in a fence.
We stopped at the Jackson Hole Ski Resort and it was $24 per person for a lift ticket. More for one person than we paid the day before for the entire family! We left quickly and drove on to GTNP. We got lucky and found the 
museum as being excellent and there was so much to learn about Jerome history. 20% of us did not enjoy walking around at all and wasted no time in sharing their discontent. I started thinking this was going to be a long long vacation. Then we drove to Tuzigoot and had a picnic. I made turkey and cheese sandwiches for everyone and was pleased that we were saving money.
We arrived at Bryce Canyon at about 2, made sandwiches, set up the tent, and went for a hike. 80% of us hiked a short way down the Navajo Loop Trail to see the cliff walls, while 20% of us, concerned with dehydration, stayed on the rim. I realize that I need to be more aware of the whole family’s hydration because sometimes people forget and we don’t want to have a problem. Everyone has their own water bottle this year and we are refilling them as needed. The canyon was impressive and I was sorry we couldn’t go farther, but knowing my fear of heights, it’s just as well. After dinner, we had another rim hike and I tried to see the stars that night, but there were many low hanging clouds so the viewing wasn’t as spectacular as it could be.